Friday, 6 December 2013

Mandela: the self-serving, bitchy tributes pour in

Last night a remarkable man who resorted to violence to bring down an inhumane regime died. Naturally, Twitter erupted in an undignified frenzy of partisan bitchiness and political self-promotion. Here's a brief taster...


I can't spell but buy my book!


It's all about me!


Vote Labour!


I'm a professional comedian!


I can use Google!



Fire up the outrage bus!



Look, it's the outrage bus! Climb aboard!


I'm a nobody but it's all about me...


Right-wingers are scum!



 He loved the Tories!


No, he loved Labour!


Tories hated him!


What?! He was a damned commie!



I haven't read that much about him!


Humblebrag!


Hey! Remember me?


Seriously, he was a massive socialist!



So am I, that's why I like him!


My roof's blown off!


Restart the outrage bus!



Free Nelson Mandela!



Tenuous humblebrag!


Let's gets things in perspective...


(Murphy's very next tweet...)




I said, do you remember ME?


Aaaaaaand, relax...