The politicians are pulling at the very strings of my heart as they moan to The Guardian about having their expenses restricted. No longer will they be allowed to force the public to pay for their taxi rides around London at every hour of the day. Said one MP:
"What happens on a January night in London? I suppose I will have to take the tube, then a bus and then a long walk home. That is not safe."
Oh, the humanity! Still, there are options:
1. Make the streets safer
2. Get around London like every other normal human being
3. Pay for a bloody taxi yourself
H/T Guido Fawkes